Wake The Fuck Up Extra Strong Coffee
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Wake The Fuck Up Extra Strong Coffee
Dark Roasted. Ground Coffee. Aggressively Awake.
Need to be alert?
Got some studying to do?
Working late?
Can’t afford to fall asleep at the wheel?
Congratulations. You’ve found your remedy.
Wake The Fuck Up Extra Strong Coffee is not here to gently whisper you into consciousness. This coffee kicks the door down, flips on the lights, and demands productivity. Dark roasted and unapologetically bold, this is a seriously strong f*cking cup of joe made for people who are done hitting snooze and ready to dominate the day.
One cup and you’ll feel it immediately—a stride in your step, some lead in your pencil, and a suspicious urge to finally reorganize the garage and mow the lawn… twice.
What Makes It Hit So Hard
Dark Roast for deep, rich, no-nonsense flavor
Extra Strong because regular coffee isn’t cutting it anymore
Ground Coffee and ready for battle in any standard brewer
You won’t perspire—you’ll percolate.
Who This Coffee Is For
Students cramming like their future depends on it
Night shifters, early risers, and chronically tired humans
Road warriors who actually want to stay awake
Anyone considering a caffeine IV drip but seeking a better option
Side Effects May Include
Extreme alertness
Sudden motivation
Unplanned household projects
A new personal motto: “Sleep is for the dead.”
This isn’t coffee you sip politely. This is coffee you commit to.
Wake The Fuck Up Extra Strong Coffee.
Drink it. Live awake. Get sh*t done.
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