Merry Fuckin' Christmas Hot Sauce
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Merry Fuckin’ Christmas Hot Sauce
The Holiday Heat for Those Who Like Their Christmas With a Kick (and a Laugh)!
Looking for a gift that says “Merry Christmas” with a wink, a nudge, and a fiery punch to the tastebuds? Our Merry Fuckin’ Christmas Hot Sauce is the holly-jolly bottle of heat your favorite hot sauce fanatic didn’t even know they needed—perfect for anyone who enjoys bold flavors, big laughs, and a little seasonal mischief.
Crafted deep in Santa’s workshop—in the rowdy corner where the elves keep the “special” batches—this spirited sauce bursts with a bright, merry heat from fresh habanero peppers. It’s blended with Carrots, Onion, and Garlic that gives Santa’s reindeer a turbo-charged boost before takeoff. (Blitzen swears by it.)
This sauce is built for holiday dinners, post-party leftovers, and late-night Christmas snacking after you’ve wrapped the last gift and cracked open a well-earned drink.
And because the elves are always thinking ahead…
We included “To & From” lines right on the label!
Just grab a marker, gift it, and let the merriment begin.
As for Santa?
He tips back a beer, wipes a tear of joy, and toasts to the spicy side of Christmas every time this bottle hits the table.
So go on—
Spread cheer. Spread heat.
And have yourself a Merry Fuckin’ Christmas.
Vinegar, Aged Red Habanero Peppers, Salt, Vegetable Blend (Dried Carrot, Dried Onion, Dried Garlic), Xanthan Gum, Guar Gum
