Crazy Jerry's Brain Damage Mind Blowin' Hot Sauce
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Crazy Jerry’s BRAIN DAMAGE Mind Blowin’ Hot Sauce
Crank the throttle and hang on.
This here is Crazy Jerry’s BRAIN DAMAGE Mind Blowin’ Hot Sauce, and it ain’t built for the timid, the tender, or anyone afraid to live a little loud. We’re talkin’ full-throttle flavor for folks who ride hard, laugh loud, and don’t tap the brakes when the road gets rough.
Meet the legend on the label: the Bones Man. A hard-ridin’, steel-nerved biker buddy who always figured he was a bad motor scooter… right up until this sauce grabbed him by the taste buds and rattled his skull. Bones says it best every time he pours it on:
“Thank gawd the only time I need my brains is when I ride.”
This sauce is for the adventurous souls. The kind who get their kicks spittin’ into the wind, arm-wrestlin’ big women, and lookin’ danger square in the eye with a grin. No wimps. No fence-sitters. Just pure, mind-blowin’ flavor and fire.
We fire this ride up with red and orange habanero peppers, then punch it wide open with a blast of mandarin oranges and ripe mangoes. Garlic brings the grit, while chipotle powder and cloves roll in deep, smoky, savory notes that finish strong and linger like exhaust on hot asphalt.
The result? A wild balance of citrus, heat, and bold flavor that’ll get your motor started and your senses screaming.
Crazy Jerry ain’t so crazy after all…
This stuff is GREAT.
Mind Blowin’. Full Throttle. Ride at Your Own Risk.
Honey, Mandarin Oranges (Mandarin Oranges, Water, Sugar), Mango, Red Habanero Pepper Mash (Red Habanero Peppers, Salt), Distilled Vinegar, Orange Habanero Pepper Mash (Orange Habanero Peppers, Salt), Garlic, Chipotle Powder, Salt, Pure Cane Sugar, Oleoresin Capsicum, Xanthan Gum, Cloves
