Pappy's Moonshine Madness "X Hot" Barbecue Sauce
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Pappy’s Moonshine Madness “X Hot” Barbecue Sauce
"SO HOT YOU'LL GO BLIND!"
Whooaa – So Friggin’ Hot You’ll Go Blind!!
Now you probably won’t go blind… but you just might be squintin’ through a curtain of happy tears while reconsiderin’ your life decisions. This here sauce is what happens when good Kentucky barbecue sense meets a flash of backwoods bravery.
Pappy’ll tell you straight: this one and its wild cousin “Hottest Ride in Town” are hotter than comfort allows. I sell the daylights outta this stuff… but every time I taste it, I sound like a cartoon duck that stuck his tongue in a light socket. And I mean that with pride.
Flavor First. Fire Immediately After.
Moonshine Madness ain’t just heat for heat’s sake. This is a true, full-bodied barbecue sauce at heart—thick, smoky, slightly sweet, and rich with that deep molasses tang folks expect from proper Kentucky-style grilling.
Pappy’s Moonshine Madness “X Hot” Barbecue Sauce
For about five glorious seconds, you’ll taste:
Smooth, smoky barbecue depth
A kiss of sweetness
A balanced tang that rounds it all out
Then the fire lights.
And when it does, it shows up strong.
Heat That Hangs Around
Rated a confident 8 out of 10, Moonshine Madness delivers a punch that builds fast and lingers long.
Flavor Duration: ~5 seconds of barbecue bliss
Heat Duration: 15 seconds… to 30 minutes for the uninitiated
It burns bright, then settles into a steady roar that true chileheads will appreciate. For regular folks? Let’s just say you might be reachin’ for something cold and questionin’ your bravery.
But that’s the beauty of it. The heat complements the barbecue backbone instead of replacing it. You still get the sauce. You just also get the madness.
Built for the Bold Grillmaster
If you like your cookouts with a little risk involved, saddle up.
Ribs: Light glaze unless you’re tryin’ to impress the fire department.
Pulled Pork: Mix in carefully for a batch that’ll separate the brave from the bewildered.
Chicken Wings: For folks who think “medium” is a personality flaw.
Burgers & Brisket: Thin drizzle for those who want smoke, sweetness, and a controlled detonation.
It caramelizes beautifully over flame, creating a sticky, glossy coat that hides the incoming heat like a velvet curtain before the explosion.
Not for the Faint of Heart
This sauce is downright hot for everyday eaters—but for true blue chileheads? It’s right on the money. It’s bold without being reckless, fiery without forgetting it’s barbecue.
You may not go blind…
…but you’ll probably be squintin’ between the tears.
Enjoy the Madness
Pappy’s Moonshine Madness “X Hot” Barbecue Sauce brings that playful Kentucky distillery spirit to your grill—rowdy, fearless, and just a little bit unhinged.
So brush it on. Fire it up. Sweat it out.
And when the heat rolls in and the table goes quiet except for sniffles and nervous laughter… just grin and say:
“Enjoy the madness.”
Water, Sugar, Vinegar, Tomato Paste, Spices, Onion, Garlic (Garlic, Water, Citric Acid), Salt, Paprika, Food Starch - Modified, Soybean Oil, Worcestershire Sauce (Distilled Vinegar, Molasses, Corn Syrup, Water, Salt, Caramel Color, Garlic Powder, Sugar, Spices, Anchovies, Tamarind, Natural Flavor), Smoke Flavor, Capsicum (Spice Extractive, Polysorbate 80, Propylene Glycol), Bourbon, Xanthan Gum, Catsup Seasoning (Dextrose, Spice Extractives, Oleoresin Paprika, Silicon Dioxide Added to Prevent Caking), Lemon Powder (Corn Syrup, Lemon Juice with Added Lemon Oil), Citric Acid. CONTAINS: Soy, Fish (Anchovies)
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